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Waggles

Major indegestion and diarrhea after consuming shitty university dining hall food.
Tonight after dinner, I will go to the laundry and spew waggles into the dryers.
by Sammy Teal August 14, 2012
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wagglestache

A wagglestache is a moustache that is so gloriously thick and bushy that it wiggles and waggles when the wearer talks.
Did you see that gentleman's wagglestache? I am amazed I could hear him clearly through such an abundance of facial hair.
by William Howard Taft January 18, 2010
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Wigglesnarf

A person who sniffs a bicycle seat after a young child has been riding on it for a while.
That old man is a wigglesnarf.
by SvenJamin August 13, 2007
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The Tail Always Waggles

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."
by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009
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wuggle snuggle

A "Wuggle Snuggle" is a term used to describe a person (usually a girl) of adorable emotional sweetness and affection. Their personality is so charming that it is capable of disarming even the hardiest of hearts, overpowering our romantic nature and exposing our own senses of desire and vulnerability at the sight of such endearing cuteness.
You could be watching a Romantic Comedy in the cinema and you witness the lead character do something intensely vulnerable or cute; such as waiting in the rain outside someone's door all day to give them a gift of incredible sentimental resonance. When we see this character in all their vulnerability, we fall in love with them just as the romantic interest (or co-star) does in the film. The audience might react by curling their toes, put their hands up to their face, or by muttering; "aw that's so cute! She is such a wuggle snuggle." We desperately want to reach out and hug the character too, but we can't, because it's just a film. Instead we might hug a cushion on the sofa, whimper into a tissue, or embrace the person next to us in the cinema.
by UltanCourtney July 20, 2014
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Wagon Wiggles

A sexual position in which a males partner must pull his penis like the handle of a wagon. Once proper grip is executed, his partner is to pull him across the room while wiggling violently until proper arousal is a achieved.
My wife gave me the best Wagon Wiggles last night.
by GayJezus February 4, 2013
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Snazzy Wiggles

Your flamboyant, only-child, obnoxious co-worker who doesn't know when to lay off. He/she constantly plays office pranks and can't seem to focus on their actual job.
"I think it was Snazzy Wiggles who put that plastic bug in your water bottle and put vaseline on your desk drawer handle."
by Sweet Business November 30, 2006
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