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wisley

An extremely sexy man who is very conceited. Always put together and loves to have a great time. Has a big penis and knows how to use it.
Damn Wisley always has the hottest girls. He must have a big penis.
by wanna be lover June 23, 2011
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Wrigley Seat

The seat at an event you always seem to find yourself in. A seat where directly in front of you is either a pillar, or an obnoxiously fat or tall person. The obstruction is set in such a way that you cannot see what is going on. The worst part is something truly amazing happens, and you can't see.

It is a reference to The Cubs Wrigley Field, where this is the case with every seat, every time you go.
Tom: Did you see that point in the concert where those two naked chicks totally started making out on stage, and then the monopoly guy started throwing free money out into the crowd, and then Jimi Hendrix came back from the dead to rip one killer last riff...

Dave: No, I had a motherfuckin Wrigley Seat...

Tom: You poor bastard.
by Justin 2122 December 6, 2009
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Wisley

Wisley is a Schwisley
Who? Schwisley!
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Wrigley

MAN WRIGLEY IS SUCH A FUCKING BAD BAND
by URMUDDER69 February 19, 2019
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Wrigley

A sexy beast who is awesome at every sport and has good friends.
John: That guy is like Wrigley

Rick: Yeah definitely Wrigley alright
by TheMainJohnson April 6, 2013
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the wrigley

The process of 'getting some' while posting on various Internet sports forums, particularly ones moderated by a certain Wrigley
Sixerlover: Yo, man, I totally got The Wrigley last night. It was awesome.

Buckwheat: Yeah, same here, man. I got it FOUR times. FOUR TIMES!!
by A. Butler January 11, 2009
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Wrigleyville Standoff

When 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it's unclear who should go first. Occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.
Downed 7 Old Styles and ran to the jon during halftime. This other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a Wrigleyville Standoff
by Falcon Puncher August 7, 2016
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