wrecktitude

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)

Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!

by flyingdog November 2, 2008

Chick Wreck

A girl with no self esteem, ready to have sex on a first come first serve basis. Usually ugly, fat or disgusting, lives in bars and discos, attracting guys willing to release their load and claim an easy +1 on their fuckcharts.

"Hey did you see that half naked fatass sitting on the corner? I'd totally bang her!"
"Who? That chick wreck over there?"
"Yeah, she's definitely gonna be a +1 on my fuckchart"

by Wacchuwari August 15, 2014

Home-wrecking whore

Someone (usually female) messes with your spouse, causing them to leave you.

K. Lovett is such a home-wrecking whore. I fucking hate her. She took a man away from his family. Fuck her.

by Not.ur.average.human September 2, 2016

wreckastow

Vendor where CD's can be purchased

If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke album, where would you go ?? A wreckastow

by Big Kev-O January 20, 2009

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.

"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

by GSDubs October 13, 2009

train wreck

describes something that is so bad that you don't want to keep watching or following but you just can't look away from it.

Zoe: "That show is like a train wreck, I can't stop watching!"

by sexii mama :D October 20, 2010

Home Wrecking Whore

A woman (generally old, decrepit, ugly & hasn't aged to well) who knows a man is taken and has a girl, and still pursues the chance to mess up a happy home even if its a close friends husband. All because she herself has no self respect for her life, her own children or her dead husband.

Suzzy: Hey Debbie, I hear you are a Home Wrecking Whore these days?!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy, after my husband had died, I was lonely and decided to go after a close friends husband, Jeff, and he took the bait!

Suzzy: Golly Debbie, you sure are clever! But I bet Kenny is sad now, knowing that you will be rotting in Hell for all eternity and not making it to Heaven with him... Oh well, at least Jeff will be in Hell right there with ya!

Debbie: Thats right Suzzy! We are both scums of the Earth that will rot!

Suzzy: Haha, oh Debbie you slay me!

by Suzzy Slapintheface December 5, 2011