Wootton - a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. They may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.
If a Wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. Pull counts are always low.
by Juicy Jasper January 25, 2017
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wears a wizards hat and dances round fishing ponds on one leg shaking their hairy hand furiously
wears a wizards hat and dances round fishing ponds on one leg shaking their hairy hand furiously
by rodger poultry September 8, 2003
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Get the wotter mug.When one uses a 3 day old, used rubber, inside out, that was left on the floor, under the bed, on a bitch whom he doesn't like. One does this because the cunt he has been fucking without a condom for the past 5 months all of a sudden demands he puts one on just before sex, after she just gave him a B.J. and got him all worked up with a hand job.
I gave that bitch a Wootton fish stick last night. After I put on the old condom, that bitch said, "Is someone cooking fish next door?" It was fucking hilarious!
by Adam Wootton November 14, 2007
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"yeah oath bah look at that fountain of bitches springing from his horse meat!"
"yeah oath bah look at that fountain of bitches springing from his horse meat!"
by james purdy October 15, 2020
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