Tasty Wotsit

A small Penis belonging to a ginger person. When said Penis is sucked, it also tastes cheesy like a wotsit

Georgia: Hey Katie, did you get a mouthful of Ritchies Tasty Wotsit yet?

Katie: You know i did girl, you were there too

Georgia: Oh yeah, I do love how it tastes so cheesy

by Peter Francis October 3, 2022

Wotsits

A British girl in secondary school usually covered in fake tan and foundation, giving then a crusty, orange appearance similar to the Walkers crisp "Wotsits" (Which are basically Cheetos). These girls are most commonly skanky and usually are in years 7 to 10.

Guy 1: My little sister's got a fucking wannabe-roadman boyfriend? How the hell?
Guy 2: She's a Wotsit. Wotsits and His kind go together like bread and butter.

by CharlieChonk December 20, 2018

Gommer wotsit

To be a good friend

You are the perfect gommer wotsit

by Daisy_123 February 19, 2023

Thingy wotsit

Two words to fill a gap when you cannot think of the word that fills said gap.

The thingy wotsit was there a minute ago, but now it’s gone. Where’s the thingy wotsit gone?

by ChrisEeJay December 3, 2022

wotsit trough

The selection of beige and orange, corn and maize snacks found in abundance at children's parties. Usually arranged indiscriminately in large bowls or trays front and center of the spread. Some believe the Wotsit Trough is the first known location of 99% of all viral and airborne infections leading them to be considered areas of significant scientific interest.

Where's little timmy, it's time to sing happy birthday?
He's over there face down in the wotsit trough?

by Allunderme March 14, 2020

Wotsit Wank

The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.

Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.

He had a Wotsit Wank, and now he's wandering around with an orange cock!

by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025

wotsit

Used to indicate the person is a pain in the bum or an arsehole, but in a cheeky way. Used commonly in the UK, usually about young children or animals.

"Little billy is a right little wotsit, I caught him stealing the teachers sweets" or "That cat is a little wotsit, I caught him shitting on the sofa again"

by [UK]TJ February 10, 2021