workingoff

1. The act of pretending to work while at work. 2. Any and all actions conducted at work to get out of actually working.

Dude 1: Quit surfing porn at work and finish the spreadsheets!

Dude 2: I'm not!

Dude 1: You have been workingoff for the past two weeks!

by sad reality man August 3, 2009

Worshington

A Midwest corn packer term used to say Washington.

I want to go out to Seattle Worshington to see my son next summer.

by T.J. Dubz August 18, 2011

Worthington

Boring suburban hellhole north of Columbus,Ohio bordering I270. Cookie cutter town full of white picket fences, look-a-like houses, and ridiculous zoning laws. Can be confused with a 1950's televison show at times. What it lacks in diversity it makes up in snobby people who claim to be liberals. Not as rich as Dublin but wealthier than Westerville. Teenagers call it Wo-Town.

Chris: Where are you from?
Bobby: I'm from Worthington,Ohio!
Chris: Interesting....I'm from Reynoldsburg.
Bobby: Eww.

by MooseMan August 12, 2005

Warrington omelette

Sexual act - masturbating into a female (or male, whichever floats your boat) and you ejaculate into her/his mouth and then the offender proceeds to spit the contents of your testicles onto her chest while performing a rubbing motion that can be seen practiced in karate kid.

Guy: I gave a chick a Warrington omelette last night. Guy 2: pure filth.

by Warrington omelette March 3, 2015

workingman's curse

It is a condition that causes one to wake up before the alarm clock 7 days a week regardless if one has to work that day or not.
Cure:
Retirement.

I've been working for 8 hours/ 5 days a week for so long my internal clock has gotten the workingman's curse. I go out and party late Friday and Saturday and I still wake at 6:30 am on Saturday and Sunday, just like M-F.

by Sleepyheads May 19, 2014

wackington

Term used by damianluck925 aka.Fulcrum.
Used to replace wack (during lame or contemptible occasions), he commonly uses it in his videos, in which he would usually enter yodieland.

Fulcrum: They kicked me out! That's wackington.

by yodiefan November 3, 2022

woodington city

when a person is really stoned, high on marijuana (Cannabis)

Person: Mannn i'm literally in woodington city
Person 2: Man i feel you

by Faxeless April 10, 2023