When you ask someone a question, and their answer is so many words, mixed together and tossed, by the end of their answer you have no intelligent comprehension of what they have said.
"The internet has a significance in the passage of time. Time passes and its significant. It has significance in the passage of time. As children spend time on the internet its significant. If you spend time in the McDonald's parking lot to do your kids homework, that's a significant passage of time. That's why we will give you free internet and then you can sell your cattle significantly in time" Wow did you hear that speech? What a word salad"
by Bbqgoddess April 4, 2022
Get the Word salad mug.Hym "That's how you know the words she said were good because he called it word salad. And salad is good. And words are good. So it's like 2 goods. And then salad is also good for you so that's like 3 goods. But words are sometimes bad... So maybe it's like 2 goods... But that's still like... basically 3 goods. We're rounding up."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
Get the Word salad mug.Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
Get the Word Salad Tosser mug.Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"
Receiver: "What?"
Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"
Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
Receiver: "What?"
Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"
Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024
Get the Word Salad Tosser mug.a form of personal incredulity on the end of the person using this phrase. often used on twitter to belittle others when the person in question can't wrap his or her head around what said other people are saying
person 1: neurodivergents are in the same boat colored people were crica 100 years agp and you can't tell me otherwise!
person 2: wtf is this retarded spastic autist rainman ass word salad?!
person 2: wtf is this retarded spastic autist rainman ass word salad?!
by Mr. Mage 750 January 25, 2026
Get the word salad mug.The accusation that someone's argument is a meaningless jumble of complex or academic-sounding words strung together to sound profound while deliberately conveying no coherent position. It suggests the speaker is using jargon as a smokescreen to hide a lack of substance, confuse the audience, or appear intelligent without actually making a defensible point. Playing this card is a way to dismiss verbose or theoretically dense arguments by claiming they are semantically null—linguistic garbage posing as insight.
Example: In a philosophy debate, someone says, "The ontological precarity of the subjective experience is merely a dialectical shadow of the hegemonically constructed phenomenological field." A critic might reply, "Stop dealing the word salad card. Say that in English or admit you have no actual point." This accuses the speaker of hiding behind complexity instead of communicating clearly.
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