"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy."
This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"
This is and example of "Alaskan Word Salad"
by Kurosan December 14, 2009
Get the Alaskan Word Salad mug.A game going on in the game everskies.
If you dm someone the word salad, they'll tell you to put it in your forum signature or status.
If you dm someone the word salad, they'll tell you to put it in your forum signature or status.
Person A: Salad
Person B:you have been infected. You must now change your status (or about me) to "Dm me the word salad". The infection shall spread silently. The only rules are : It last for 1 week, And do not spoil the game for others by telling them what the word “Salad” does /srs It ruins the fun for EVERYONE.
Person B:you have been infected. You must now change your status (or about me) to "Dm me the word salad". The infection shall spread silently. The only rules are : It last for 1 week, And do not spoil the game for others by telling them what the word “Salad” does /srs It ruins the fun for EVERYONE.
by minoharu canon October 14, 2022
Get the dm me the word salad mug.The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.
The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.
Or the endless flip-flop slogans
Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect
On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain
The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.
Or the endless flip-flop slogans
Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect
On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain
The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.
Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.
A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.
Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"
"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.
Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"
"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"
by The Xmas Grinch August 6, 2023
Get the Starmer Word Salad mug.Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position, or duty in the course of defending Joey B’s policies on mandatory vaccines, open borders, and big tech censorship, as well the unequivocal assignment of all non-vaxxed humans as plague rats.
When beta cucks or CNN defend Joey B, they sound like they are tossing the word salad.
When beta cucks or CNN defend Joey B, they sound like they are tossing the word salad.
Jonny: If you would just get the jab and continue to mask up, we could get back some of the freedoms as part of the necessary compliance to defeat Covid-19.
Jerm: sounds like you’re tossing the word salad!
Jerm: sounds like you’re tossing the word salad!
by Master troll 007 October 1, 2021
Get the Tossing the word salad mug.When someone on social media wants to say something, especially in politics on Facebook and Twitter, but doesn't know enough to make a reasonable argument, s/he will often string a few words together followed by five or six hashtags, believing that they've won the argument.
"Hillary is the most corrupt politician everrrrr. #feelthebern #bernieorbust #birdiesanders #hillno"
If that hashtag word salad is the best you can do, you've lost the argument.
If that hashtag word salad is the best you can do, you've lost the argument.
by jdubhub68 June 27, 2016
Get the hashtag word salad mug.Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position or duty in the course of defending Trump.
by Laughs Along With Humans February 12, 2021
Get the Tossing the word salad mug.Person who speaks an incoherent series of words, sometimes just related enough to the topic at hand to keep his/her obsequious minions awed by his/her "brilliance."
by tifosa November 30, 2010
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