Wayne Wooney

Player on Manchester United.

Wayne Wooney would of scored that.

by Wayne Wooney August 19, 2010

Woonerf

A road style initially concocted in the minds of Japanese kamikaze pilots in an effort to provide the common pedestrian the opportunity to reach a pucker factor not ordinary to civilian life.

Whoaaaaa, I soiled my shorts and almost died trying to walk down the street, the genius who built this woonerf owes me a new pair of undies!

by Sig12 July 27, 2017

woonee

The piece of a unicorn's horn that comes detatched from the rest of the horn, floating around and stabbing innocent babies, squirrels, and bunnies. If captured, the woonee can be eaten to give the eater the ability to fly, and become magical. If a human is stabbed by a woonee, they will turn into a vacuum cleaner

A person who dedicates their life to capturing woonees is called a zabidifier

Bill: "OMG DUDE YOU'RE FLYING!"
Larry: "YEAH I KNOW! I JUST ATE A WOONEE!!

The population of vacuum cleaners dramatically rose after the woonees infiltrated New york city

by wooneeeater http://flic.kr/p/ July 18, 2011

wonce

cross between punce and wuss

My fiancee Adam is a wonce

by Erinss December 19, 2006

woonder

An unfortunate scene/situation/scenario.
An observation of an act of idiocy.
See: Gutted, unlucky, unfortunate

"Busted reached Number 1 - WOONDER!"

by Emma Johnson March 9, 2004

woonsen

a blatant lie or a wind up

1st guy) i bought an ounce of parpsen last night and did it all in myself.

2nd guy) what, really .. you mad bastard

1st guy) no dickhead - that was a woonsen

by slitherman April 26, 2008

wooness

A word used in utter sarcasm.

"do you know a spider has 6 legs?"
"Wooness!"

by Sim_freek November 5, 2004