wonker

A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.

I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!

by jme May 24, 2003

wonker

The polite form of "wanker"

1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!

by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009

wonker

A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe

."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!

by Wonker December 2, 2003

wonker

white bitch

shes a hoe

no shes a wonker

by good boooooi June 24, 2009

Willy Wonkered

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).

Man, did you see Gareth last night at the party? He was Willy Wonkered!

by T Yo February 22, 2009

Willy Wonkered

To get extremely drunk, similar to "wasted" or "pissed".

Mike, I was totally willy wonkered last night!

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019