A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.
by jme May 24, 2003

A thing, anything, usefull thing.
Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe
."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!
by Wonker December 2, 2003

by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009

Being completely legless as a result of too much alcohol consumption (preferably whilst dressed as Willy Wonker).
by T Yo February 22, 2009

by MikeStoke April 2, 2011

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019
