Wonga

Interchangeable with the word fuck, but means "violent anal rape". Often used in a violent and angry manner.

You: If that guy says one more thing to me, I'm going to wonga the shit out of him.

by navy_nuke August 2, 2010

Wonga

hot asian girl

Hey Wonga

by Captain Unicorn May 7, 2003

wonga

A term in reference to larger women who belive they are sexy. It comes from the fact that good mates will pay £260 (the price of a loan from a short term instant lender) in return for having sex with someone exceptionally fat. Often predatory, they tend to pick on young lonely males. There BMI is over 30 and they tend to be between the ages of 27 and 40.

Just pulled a wonga cringe

by Dropit2popit July 7, 2011

wonga

As universal and versatile as fuck. This word is filler when experiencing the phenomena know as brain fart.

"How are you for!" Mary Began. "To uncle of all the candy?"

"...um... wonga." Johny replied while kicking a stone and playing pocket pool.

by Vironex July 22, 2006

ponga wonga

a large dick

he has a ponga wonga

by the best of the four privett' February 5, 2019

Jim Wonga

The smartest man in the universe

I dare u to say "Jim Wonga" a thousand times and you'll summon the world's smartest man

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

wonga tonga

when you defecate in the toilet but it go boom, so you travel to spain and change your identity.

son: "mother... wonga tonga"
mother: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by wothyy April 1, 2023