wonderbread land

Where the white people blossom.

that school i used to go to is wonderbread land

by anata no ojiisan [nikki!] December 12, 2008

Wonderbread Smile

A person with bread/food in there smile/teeth.

Yo, Alex hasn't brushed his teeth in a week, he a got mad "Wonderbread Smile"!

by Allegrotechie March 18, 2011

wonderbread wop

A person of Italian descent who acts extremely white and/or even worse; redneck. These people are not at all proud to be descended from a Latin people and in fact wish they could be of full Nordic, Germanic, or Anglo Saxon descent. The vast majority of them can't even pronounce their own names.

That nigga Mikey is a str8 wonderbread wop!

by Yaint007 December 18, 2018

Wonderbread nigga

White people who tend to happen to have the strange delusion that they are a huge mandingo-like nubian motherfucker nigga from the streets. In reality, under this hard mean muggin facade, these people are merely whitebread in nigga disguises.

A: Man, look at that one white guy in that group of black guys on the corner. He must be the hardest guy in the whole gang just to stay living.

B: Nah, man, he just a wonderbread nigga.

by Coffy March 1, 2009

Wonderbread News

Usually referring to white people being a public embarrassment. Mostly towards Karens, kens, Redpill, and white celebrities who act foolish on social media.

" We got that wonderbread News!"

by dogymodg July 11, 2023

wonderbread ninja

Rachel's lover

Wonderbread Ninja, get off Rachel!

by The Reverend Alex February 18, 2003

wonderbread ninja

Paul the security guy's lover

Wow, Wonderbread Ninja, you're sure getting violent with Paul the security guy!

by The Reverend Alex February 18, 2003