wollyfockle 

Word for—idiotic man with a small penis

Or (Jason is a big dick)

“He is a wollyfockle”

wollyfockle by Thiccc bih 🍑😝 February 15, 2020

Wallycock 

An Australian of the male species who functions without the top two inches of their head.

Hey Edward, you're a fucking wallycock

Wallycock by Immaz101 June 4, 2022

jollycock 

when a cock is so erect it would stand up for the whole year

dude i saw this chick she gave me a jollycock

jollycock by sarahs first gobby November 10, 2011

woppycock 

A wopper of a cockhead with a massive forehead who talks allot about his receiding hairline

Geez johnny you're a massive Woppycock

woppycock by Ninkenpoop August 25, 2017

Lollycock 

A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.

Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?

Lollycock by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 14, 2019

Wellcock 

When you mix ice cream and soup together and the ice cream melts into the soup. Sweet and Salty!

Yo bro mom made Wellcock for dinner! I’m so pumped!

Wellcock by WelshPop November 11, 2021

Wellcock 

When you mix ice cream and soup together and the ice cream melts into the soup. Sweet and Salty!

Hey bro you guys got wellcock for dinner? That’s sick!

Wellcock by WelshPop November 11, 2021