woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
Get the woke up and chose chaos mug.Get Woke, Go Broke is a phrase coined by the internationally bestselling author John Ringo to express the opinion that when organizations "get woke" to politically correct actions, those same actions usually result in a massive loss of income.
This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.
This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.
"Hey, I heard that the 2018 GAMA convention was like totally empty"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"
"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"
"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"
"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"
"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"
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Instragrammer/YouTuber aka Jean who is known for his raids. If your a racist nigga you better watch out because Jean will send an army of followers to cancel your life. Diehard Celtics and Patriots fan who hates Lebron and loves Tom Brady. Dude will bandwagon to a new team when his team is ass. Loves Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown but will kill Brad Stevens on site. Tends to post fellow Boston sports fan iinangelo who will also suffer in paid when the Celtics or Patriots lose. Wokejean is a threat so follow right away
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Get the finna woke mug.Yo Wobert whats going on.
by Lnk3 November 15, 2017
Get the Wobert mug.A movement which attempts to enforce 'woke' views upon others via the use of intimidation, demonstrations, violence, shaming, cancelling, and other methods to silence discussion and dissent. Like other fascist movements the woke movement is intolerant of dissent and dismissive of actual facts and data. Like the National Socialist movement of pre-war Germany Woke Fascism identifies and oppressor group as the source of 'problems'. Similarly the use intimidation to prevent dissent and rational discussion drives an active move to silence free speech and contrary opinions, facts, and analyses.
Mike displayed his woke fascism when he organized a 'cancellation' of someone who disagreed with him.
by jmar1755 May 14, 2021
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People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.
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