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Wittgensteined

(adj.)

To have a pure and formal research interest be ridiculed by an arrogant newcomer who studied a discipline that relies on applications of your own (and may have studied your exact research as a much younger student).
I would have kept my professorship, but I was Wittgensteined by a college student who read my work with a computer engineering tutor when he was five years old.
by Epistrophy January 6, 2021
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Witten

Oh look, it's a basket of wittens!
by R.T.Russell January 29, 2009
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wilgens

A sexy man that has a big cock. He can get the job done when has to be. He gets lots of ladies. He is caring and loving person, that uses sweet word. He's a one of a kind. Your lucky if you have one.
Wilgens is the best in football. Wilgens loves basketball. Wilgens is the teachers favorite student.
by Laura Annabeth Green November 26, 2016
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Wittenoom

An asbestos ridden ghost town located in the far North of Western Australia. The song 'Blue Sky Mine' - written by Australian band Midnight Oil - is named after the Blue Asbestos that was mined near the town and explores the reluctance of the mining companies to compensate their employees. Despite the fact that the mining companies knew asbestos was carcinogenic.

A few people still live in Wittenoom doing god knows what. Why anyone would want to live there is beyond what I can comprehend as the town has been erased from most maps, the roads leading into the town have been blocked and there's no running water or electricity beyond what the locals can produce.

There's still so much asbestos there that you can literally just bend down and pick some up from off the dirt road.

DO NOT GO TO WITTENOOM UNDER ANY CURCUMSTANCES!! It is truly the worst town in Australia. (Meekatharra didn't even come close XD)
"My Dad grew up in Wittenoom... He used to play in a sand pit full of asbestos powder when was a few years old... and his older brother and his friends would run around, kicking up blue clouds of asbestos dust. He died of asbestosis a few years ago..." An Old guy I was talking to in Perth

"But if I work all day on the blue sky mine
there'll be food on the table tonnight
Still I walk up and down on the blue sky mine
There'll be pay in your pocket tonnight" - Chorus of Blue Sky Mine
by Rossmoyne June 21, 2020
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Von Wittgenstein

The Coolest German last name in the world!
Von Wittgenstein ,A German Last name Meaning White Stone
by BLAH6789975 October 22, 2011
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Maya Wittenberg

Sexiest person alive oh my god they are so fucking hot I scream without the s
Omg! Is that Maya Wittenberg? She’s so fucking hot
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Witten

Witten is the collective name for a group of Winnets.
A winnet is a tuft of shit, left clinging to your anal hair. Witten can be used as the plural for winnet.
My mate Dave did not just have the odd winnet, he had a manifestation of witten weighing his arse hair down.

Dave you witten ridden fool, wipe your fooking arse properly, you filthy cunt.
by The_List July 23, 2020
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