wit

With.

Ride wit me!

by xplicit-kid February 10, 2003

Witted

Witted is the state of absolute stonedness . Without your witts as a result of the high derived from the use of Ganja anywhere near mount bachelor during the 1990s . Let’s get witted !

Let’s get witted ! Meet me at the Witt cave and get witted. Bro , that chick was hella witted . Hey friend , did you bring your witts ? Sweet ! Let’s get witted

by Kelronhubbard February 13, 2018

Witness

Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.

My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.

Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!

"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"

by Juanster June 2, 2014

WIT

Wifey in training, a term used by a man for his significant other

Put that cigarette out, my WIT is coming home soon

by TheAmazonianSavage June 17, 2018

Witness

to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.

My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!

by J. Hays July 17, 2006

wit

A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 June 9, 2011

Wit

What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.

"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."

by RossDaBoss January 16, 2009