Wilson

If someone has the first name Wilson they are a pretty sick dude and someone should suck his dick

Yo wilson come over here so I can suck your dick

by Wiilllll October 22, 2019

Wilson

When somebody slaps another's ass so hard during sexual intercourse it leaves a redy-pinkish hand print. Like Wilson from "Cast Away".

Wow! I gave you a nice Wilson that time honey. Hold still while I get the camera.

by DangerousD November 27, 2013

wilsoned

To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.

When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.

I really wilsoned that test and failed.

by davidbarry123 June 11, 2006

wilson

Very smart, very intelligent.
superior to all others

Wilson is so smart I feel like shit compared to him

by urbandictionaryeditor December 25, 2008

Wilson

the best peson you will ever know, he is a great wingman, friend, and fucker

1. "Dude, I was so nervous when I went to talk to her but I brought my buddy, Wilson, and he helped so much, now we're going out

2. "I got really drunk last night at the party and probably would have done something really stupid if it weren't for my friend Wilson

3. "I had sex with Wilson(or a Wilson), it was great, the best sex ive ever had

by desadFAdwfdDF February 27, 2010

Wilson

noun: a handprint of lube on a frilly bedspread found after a ground-shattering anal sesh.

After Kyle raided Kristen’s bum, they noticed Wilson was there too and had spied in on the event. Oh, Wilson.

by KDubs2004 August 9, 2022

wilsoning

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway

"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"

by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015