Watkins

A person who is sad and moody all the time.

A person who is obsessed with Apple computers.

Emo

One who's farts are as emo as him and cut his asshole on the way out.

A person who collects razorblades.

A person who thinks he's getting out of the military any time soon.

A stalker photographer who claims to have sex with women who are unbelievably out of his league.

A person who makes up girlfriends.

Watkins, Shut the F**k up!!!

by Toolguy June 4, 2009

watkins

A person who says he will soon retire but doesn't.

Boy' that Kevin always says he'll Watkins! It's been over a year now!

by Retired and lovin it! December 22, 2009

Ian Watkins

The paedophilic lead singer of Welsh rock band lostprophets.

"Did you hear about the charges against Ian Watkins?"
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."

by utytiuyiuhug December 28, 2012

Dan Watkins

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.

Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!

by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012

Mr Watkin

Generally a teacher. Responds to :
- Watkin
-Watkinator
-Hobo
-Crazy dood
And any other insult.

Tries to be funny, not always succeding, and lives on humor. Can be quite harsh, so dont get on the wrong side of a Mr Watkin...

Ugh, my teacher is Mr Watkin. Kill me.

by mamame July 1, 2014

Watkin’s Grapes

Slang for piles

When you push to hard invert your colon

Ah man, I got a right case of Watkin’s grapes. I tried thumbing it in but it won’t go up

by Birra Moretta December 13, 2017

Watkins Glen

NASCAR!!!!!

Beer! Left turn! What's Watkins Glen..

by Aplanty7 February 1, 2017