Wiff Off

When Two Complete Retards On Opposing Teams who Miss Every Single Bullet on each other And End Up in an awkward standoff of getting yelled at by their team while reloading.

Those two fucks just missed every shot! There having a wiff off

by Anon18947032 January 16, 2026

Thrift Wiff

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.

As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.

by natal33to June 3, 2009

Rag-wiff

The smell that lingers around a female when she currently has her period.

Did anyone else cope a dose of that rag-wiff?

Man, that girl had a massive case of rag-wiff...

by Jacban2008 January 13, 2008

whack wiff

the smell derived from old semem

Jason's dorm room reeked of whack wiff.

by pachop4u March 15, 2009

diddle-wiff

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

by Kcasllab October 5, 2010

dick's wiff

A unit of measure indicating a very short distance. I.e you're close enough to smell someone's dick.

Can you tell me where the post office is?

Sure thing! It's just a dick's wiff away!

by Davedaveandgreg September 29, 2015

Skew-wiff

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

by zooa November 3, 2003