Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Wacker

A person, who is in the Fire, EMS, or Police service, or one who badly wants to be apart of such service. A wacker always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts and plenty of stickers on his car. Wackers often overdoo everything, such as lights, sirens, or expensive equipement. These items are almost always paid out-of-pocket, as no organization can justify that much wasted spending. Wackers are most commonly between the agest of 14 and 30, and are usually trying to show off to others, how "cool" they are for being a Firefighter, EMT, Police officer, or for wanting to be one of the above. A Wacker can often be found with their radio turned way up, so that everyone can hear it from a mile radius, or sitting around their local headquarters trying to catch any scrap of action going on in any of the surrouding districts.

"Hey look at that kid with his saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

by S. Santa August 30, 2006

Tally wacker pounding

when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

wacker

A fire-person who is overly enthusiastic about the fireservice.

For example the guy with way too many blue lights on his truck or the guy who always wears gay fire shirts.

by Ryan March 30, 2004

pud wacker

A dude who masterbates all the time.

Chad is such a pud wacker.

by iulawboy July 28, 2004

Nigger Wacker

A Nigger Wacker is a long, hard, stick, NOT a penis. used to beat black people. Ussually 2-3 feet long, Preferably with small limbs sticking out of it to inflict extra pain.

A Nigger Wacker. "If he wasn't black before i hit him, he's black now."

by SFC Badman October 9, 2010

Gay Internet Wacker

One, who in real life has no friends nor life, yet lives in a gay world of internet wacking in which he hits on chix he doesn't know and masturbates to their pictures.

You're a gay internet wacker. Jump off a cliff. KK. Thanx.

by danishkhan May 1, 2006