wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

by Dubiks November 18, 2018

Wifi

Undeveloped cat

Wifi is small but cute

by Baptist loves croissants February 16, 2019

Wifi

Another word for a thot. Everybody uses her

Yo, yah mom is wifi, everyone uses her

by Shah Santanna January 12, 2014

wifi-by

The act of temporarily using an available wifi signal whilst in the process of driving or being passenger in a car.

guy 1:"So how did you find the circus so fast, I thought you were lost?"

guy 2:"I was lost, thankfully I found a Starbuck's and performed a wifi-by on my Dash and got some proper directions."

by spacemigrant November 11, 2008

wify

The state of hyphy-like fun experienced with wine and the internet (WIF=Wine Internet Fun).

Instead of going out to a bar, Dave decided to stay at home and get wify.

by dmhoro March 07, 2009

WiFi

Hell for old people.

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

wifi

another word for: blow job, head, sucking on the dick

ex: damn! that bitch gave good wifi

by Billy Peterson May 07, 2008