Whopshot

A male that is so particular about everything having to be perfectly right that even his output of cum needs land in a specific place after a wank.

Gary's gone home cause he had odd socks on. What a whopshot!

Steven the whopshot wouldn't shag sherry cause her vagina looks like a lettuce that's three weeks out of date. She smells like mutton too!

by Disco Ged September 7, 2013

whops

used short for “whopper” or “wopping”

Whops are cool 😎

by idkkkillmeplz April 22, 2018

Whopstick

A vaping device such as a JUUL or any other form of nicotine vape pen used to blow fat clouds or to get a buzz off of.

The whop stick is often passed around in the juul room by up to 10 teenage boys at a time, trying to skip class or just get their "nic fix"

Also sometimes referred to as a wop machine

Student 1: Yo bro! lemme hit da whopstick!
Student 2: Fuck nah man, my pods almost empty AND its 50 nic

by lizzardface July 3, 2019

Whopshi

When your crush finds out you like them and stops talking or making eye contact with you.

Hayley: Is Wick still not talking to you?
Vanessa: Yeah. What a whopshie.

by Ur Mom's account October 21, 2019

whopsnopper

a euphemism for "penis" originating frum Summitville, Indiana

woman 1: That dude's whopsnopper was so big it caused me a vaginal rupture.
woman 2: Divorce babe, divorce.

by iluvgeeway February 28, 2024

whopsnopper

euphemism for penis used by my random ass father.
implies that the penis is big.

molly: "you really should wash your whopsnopper more often. that shit is 11 inches but it reeks of hot cheetos and cheese."
jerry:"shut the fuck up! your name is molly!"

by iluvgeeway April 21, 2024

skull whops

to shove a sluts head down onto your cock as far as you possibly can until she chokes on that shit and cries

Yo last night i made that bitch Melissa give me skull whops on my cock until i made that bitch cry she was gaggin' so hard.

by DLTB March 11, 2008