ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

Whoplinger(s)

A word my dad used to use when I was a kid, to call a child or group of kids. such as calling a child that you dont know there name. or to call children as you watch a school bus go by.

(Dad) : "so where's your little whoplinger(s)?" (Friend) "Oh the kids they are with there mother getting Ice Cream."

(Watching a School Bus go by) "There go the whoplinger(s)."

by Was a Whoplinger September 18, 2010

wooding

doing nothing, chilling.

hey man, what are you up to?

i'm just wooding.

by j-deez September 6, 2007

whoodini

having sex with a girl doggie style and pretending to cum by spitting on her back. when she turns over bam thats when the magic happens in her eye.

by justin May 26, 2003

whorling

A youngling whore, or apprentice whore; typically a young girl (age 10 - 16) who dresses and/or acts like a whore or wears whore-like makeup in her tween/teenage years. A "whorling" typically is not having sexual intercourse, but appears to be a whore in training nonetheless.

"Whorling" could also refer to a whore-dwarf, midget whore or just a whore of small stature, but is generally reserved for a teenage girl.

See also: middle-school cheerleader or beauty pageant contestant

I thought it was odd that a brothel would be directly behind a middle school cafeteria, but it wasn't until after I recognized the initials on their junior varsity letter-jackets that I put my roll of cash back into my trenchcoat; it seems the painted, glittery faces and tight miniskirts belonged to a pack of whorlings, only pretending to be hookers (at least until college, when they realize how easy it is to sell their body/soul for money).

by djsountrak March 30, 2009

Syllabatic Ass Whooping

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

by bmwgnome June 6, 2010

Whooligan

An aggresively fanatic Doctor Who fan, who does not comprehend the fact that not everyone enjoys everything or anything associated with Doctor Who.

Unlike Whovians who are a much calmer fanbase of Doctor Who, the Whooligans are known to verbally or even physically attack anyone not sharing their worldview.
Whooligans will not identify themselves by the term, and will describe themselves as Whovians.

Josh: Dude, if you are serious about dating that girl from the other night, don't mention Doctor Who.. At all..
Hans: Why would I mention a terrible show? what, is she a fan or something?
Josh: Complete Whooligan nut. She will rip your nuts off with a screwdriver.

Hans: fuck.

by HanstheHuman May 7, 2013