Whom

In some cases, "whom" is used instead of "who" if the speaker is a dipshit.
Do not attempt to correct a whom-sayer, though as they may begin to read their self-written essay they always have on hand about how uneducated you are for not speaking in a way no non-dipshit has spoken since the Victorian age.

"To whom it may concern..." -A dipshit
"I would rather read an email that starts by calling me a slur than one that calls me "whom"." -Abraham Lincoln

by Am I Steve? August 26, 2022

Whom

Basically a word that's used in good grammar mostly. It's just the word 'who' with an 'm' added to make it sound and look more polite.

Person1: do u know where are the flowers?
Person2: yes i know, but **whom** did you get them from?

by ZedToastUD1 March 30, 2025

whom?

meaning who or what are you saying

whom? did you say?

by smithcaitlinriley July 4, 2009

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

by Aidag June 1, 2018

whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es

adverb
1. contraction of: in the manner that one, whom it is, would have, wherein there are many instances in which it was not that you are not, and such a manner applies the quality of belonging to all such instances

PERSON A: Man, I've been thinking alot about the work that psychologists do: helping people overcome feelings of weakness and insecurity. What would you say - supposing you were a mental health professional - if I told you I felt defined by all the times in my life when I wasn't the strong person I want to be? How would you respond?
PERSON B: Hmm. Good question. I suppose whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es. But I don't think that aline is enough.
PERSON A: Word.

by nmsoop_lightbutter May 2, 2018

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y

THE most powerful form of the word "whom".

Whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y has taken my aple.

by ThatWeirdAple October 24, 2019

whom’st’d’ve

The ultimate form of whom. Meant only for true intellectuals. Like my boi Stephen Hawking was.

Whom’st’d’ve ate of my cow-meat-based sandwich topped of with cheese and tomato and sliced dill pickles?

It was I whom ate of you “hamburger”

by The True Memer March 14, 2018