fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.

I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

chode whisperer

When a gay man is performing a rim job on another fag, and talks dirty into the said chode, to heighten sensual atmosphere.

With a lispe Shartz exclaimed to his partner, you dirty chode whisperer, I can hardly contain my gayness!

by Fishbucky June 8, 2009

Shark whisperer's

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.

In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

lesbian whisperer

Straight girl, that always turns lesbians heads.

Hey darling another lesbian just looked at you, your the lesbian whisperer

by Malfly December 21, 2014

butt whisperer

Brown nosing and promoting oneself by gossip and talk with manangement with a whisper so as not to alert other employees

I saw him butt whisperering with the boss after he got the gossip about the new girl stealing

by johniv July 1, 2011

penis whisperer

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.

That guy Dustin over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.

by poonyd February 17, 2015