The Wisconsin Whittaker

To pour chocolate milk down your own ass crack into a funnel in which the chocolate milk pours into the nose of the sleeping victim awakening him with a chocolate suffocation.

If you fall asleep tonight I'm going to give you The Wisconsin Whittaker to get you up.

by hoonter December 20, 2016

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whittaker's eye

A common opthamological condition that causes a reduction in the range of movement of one or both eye lids.

Haha, he has Whittaker's eye.

by Whittakereye May 15, 2016

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Whittaker

Whittaker’s are typically very horny all the time wich makes them extremely emotional so don’t be surprised if a Whittaker suddenly becomes very aggressive and mean towards you. They may also seem a little bipolar at times because at one point they might be nice but then all of a sudden they may turn very bitter and rude for no reason.

Scarlet: oh yeah that’s Whittaker over there, we used to be friends but now he’s being kinda being a bitch
Cameron: sounds like a Whittaker...

by Frog256 April 14, 2020

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