whitewashed her tonsils

What happens when a guy ejaculates in someone's mouth.

Man, I whitewashed her tonsils good last night!

by langer73 January 2, 2018

whitetrash

A dysfunctional American subculture, primarily poor as heck white people who reproduce like rabbits without the money to raise kids in a decent environment. They are completely ignorant of birth control—even condoms and don’t give a dam about the welfare of children if they have them. Heck, they are ignorant, period, and don’t have much of an education. They probably live on GOV aid in the form of welfare or food stamps, and sometimes use the money to pay for alcohol, tobacco, drugs or just sleezy sex. If they don’t live on GOV aid, they probably work a minimum wage career that doesn’t require any skills like being a checkout clerk, a bagger in a store, collecting shopping carts or even a bar-bouncer if the guy is buff enough. Many live in trailerparks, but also in rundown apartments or government subsidized housing. They can frequently be seen shopping their favorite store—Walmart and most of the men won’t hesitate to wear their wifebeater shirt in the store without a second thought. They usually couldn’t care any less about hygene and it even shows on their children. They are often dirty and smelly, while the men with facial hair don’t shave making it look as though their beard/mustache has collected crumbs.

Whitetrash are about the only American commodity we will never run out of.

by [e-mail] March 17, 2008

whitewash

1. to win decisively, especially before the other side can achieve a single goal

2. to make something undesirable, damaging seem legitimate or acceptable, usually by falsification or concealment

They Just whitewashed the election.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2009

Minnesota Whitewash

The act of jizzing on a pillow and smushing a woman's face into said jizz.

After the engament dinner she was expecting breakfast in bed but instead got a Minnesota Whitewash.

by Yoke and Cally January 24, 2010

whitewash

(n., v., or adj.) A process or result or act: when a person who is considered a minority adopts a lifestyle (including speech, mannerisms, clothing, etc.) that is attributed secludedly to those of European descent, white people.

1. She is whitewashed.

by SugarBear September 13, 2005

Whitewash Tuba

When a male ejaculates into the mouth of an obese female with enough force to cause her to expel flatus.

Dude 1:Dude, have you ever smelled fart and cum at the same time?
Dude 2: Yeah, one time I gave this girl a Whitewash Tuba.

by Mr. Man of Sri Lanka October 6, 2012

Whitewater kayaking

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.

Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.

by little.elph January 30, 2006