Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.

Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!

by Babycomeback January 13, 2013

Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.

Oh look at that virgin, its jesse whiteman!

by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021

whitehoods

A group of knackers or undesireable youths.

"Theres a load of whitehoods up Main Street"

by Young Barnes September 25, 2007

WhiteHood

Slang for the small town of Wrightwood, Ca for its high population of whites.

Mtn. High Resort is in the city of WhiteHood. Not to be confused with Big Bear.

by Danielle Marie August 16, 2006

whiteman

A high class version of marijuana. A blend of whiterhino and amazon tuscan.

Man i hit that whiteman last night and i cant even get up now!

by JWhiteson May 30, 2009

whitedonalds

A McDonald's that resides in a prodominantly white community. Also see BlackDonalds. WhiteDonalds is the inverse of Blackdonalds. White people feel comfortable here because they are cowards and are afraid of the Blackdonalds in the town next door. White people will drive out of their way to reach the WhiteDonalds even if there is a BlackDonalds right next to them.

Joe was in the getto and needed lunch. He was scared to eat at the McDonalds in the hood, so he drove 5 miles north to the WhiteDonalds where he felt safe.

by Steve S. November 20, 2004

Emily whiteman

A cow who can’t live a good life without hurting others. Mostly found in bins or on guys dicks. Her fanny is very fishy

“Cathrin do you smell that fish”
*emily whiteman pops up*” why hello there”

by Ncs bitches March 18, 2019