Located in Readington Township, in Hunterdon County (wealthiest county in the country), New Jersey. Whitehouse Station takes its name from Whitehouse (adjacent neighborhood) and Abraham Van Horn's 18th Century Tavern. This small town is settled comfortably amidst rolling hills and scenic farmland.

This town also kicks ass because of the adorable stone library-slash-train station, nearby Cushetunk Mountain and Round Valley Reservoir, and the fantastic La Casa Bianca, a locally-owned, Italian cuisine, fine dining establishment. The beautiful Rockaway Reformed Church stands proudly at the end of the main street (Route 523), and is worth a quick visit to see its charming stained glass windows.

Nearby shopping includes Bridgewater Commons, in Bridgewater Township, and Liberty Village Outlet Center, in Flemington.

"I took my girlfriend to La Casa Bianca in Whitehouse Station, NJ for dinner on Valentine's Day and she adored it!"

Living in Whitehouse Station, NJ makes you forget about places like Newark and Trenton.

Whitehouse Station, NJ by Rachelala January 22, 2011

Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.

I need to use the mary before I foul myself.

Mary Whitehouse by Pete October 25, 2004

Mr Whitehouse

Gay, attracted to jossie dunlop,
Has a gym workout playlist on spotify.
Loves KFC.

Mr Whitehouse is big gay

Mr Whitehouse by Fhrhdyrtdhwgttwgrwgwrggwr December 25, 2018

Bombing the Whitehouse

Slang for defecating on a toilet, particularly in a manner worth noting.

-What's going on in the bathroom? Sounds like an explosion!
-Don't worry I'm just bombing the Whitehouse!

Bombing the Whitehouse by Abangku January 6, 2011

Downtown Whitehorse

A shithole wannabe city in Canada-Land. A place for chumps, filled with drunk natives, stupid kids, and shitty stores. Also has bad parking.

Bro #1: Yo man, wanna go downtown?
Bro #2: Downtown Whitehorse? Hell naw that place is for chumps!

Woman #1: My Husband never goes "down" on me.
Woman #2: Down-town Whitehorse? That place is for chumps!

Underdog #1: I will destroy you. You're going "down"
Champion #1: Down-town Whitehorse? That place is for chumps!

Downtown Whitehorse by A raven snipe-shitting on you May 2, 2011

whitehouse effect

opposite of greenhouse effect

Internal combustion resulting in the erosion of intelligence
is what commonsensical folk call the Whitehouse effect.

whitehouse effect by Cliff Hangar December 19, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026