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white lighter myth

A superstition among the stoner culture that smoking marijuana with a white lighter (especially a Bic) is bad luck. This superstition persists to the point that many smokers will refuse to smoke until a non-white lighter is found. A possible reason is that many smokers will cover the bowl while inhaling to slow the burn rate or use the end of the lighter to pack the bowl. These both leave telltale burn/ash marks which would be most apparent with a white lighter.
"The white lighter myth is totally true; I would never smoke a bowl with a white lighter"
by TFLAO October 2, 2007
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White Lightening

The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.
Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.
by Mitino January 10, 2009
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whtie lighter

A true hawaiian who lights up one haole cahz
a "haole" aka a white person gets light up by one true hawaiian using a whtie lighter
by Hawaiian 808 April 26, 2016
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White Lightening

Phenomenon which occurs when a person has been walked in on while masturbating and fleas the scene quickly...leaving only a streak of light referred to as white lightening. Unlike regular lightening, it can strike in the same place more than once.
Person A:Was that just white lightening i saw???!!!!!????
Person B: Judging by trail of that sticky substance i should say so.
by Anonymous February 7, 2003
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White Lightening

The quickest way for an Arkansas boy to get his ass kicked!
ex. Aaron and James kept mouthing off, so they got beat down faster than White Lightening!
by White Lightening June 9, 2005
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White Lightening

When anyone with a two syllable name does something in a quick motion, followed by the phrase "white lightening" and fast arm movements.
Brandon: "can you hand me that?"
Ava: "yes" *White Lightening*
by Ag84842 February 2, 2023
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whitelighter

See "fluffy"

A Wiccan or Witch who thinks that everything is fun happy popsicles in the world and that the God and Goddess will protect them because they're all fun and light like Hecate and Zeus (But Jesus is a meanie!)
"She's such a whitelighter."
by Arrow September 15, 2003
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