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Wheelchair Buddy

A wheelchair buddy is one you will go to the same retirement home with where you will sit around all day playing bridge, talking about old times and racing each other down the hallway while having a laugh.

In essence its a friend for life!
Your my best friend! You have made the wheelchair buddy list!

or,

Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!

Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)
by The Christoph August 10, 2009
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Texas Wheelchair

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.
Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?
by furiousness December 11, 2011
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Hater On Wheels

Someone who goes everywhere and hates on other people.
Dave:"Man he act like he ballin, i bet he got those rims at Rent-A-Tire"
Chris:"Man we cant go anywhere without u hatin, you a hater on wheels dawg"
Dave:"whatever"
by Chris Sanchez January 16, 2007
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bobby big wheels

A guy who plays the role of a big shot. Big attitude. Big timmer.
I heard "Bobby big wheels " is coming by with six strippers in his Lambo. It only seats two? He's got two in the passenger seat, one on his lap and his minion is driving the other three over.
by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019
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Happy Wheels

Probably the best online game ever.
Made by Jim Bonacci (and some done by Jason Schymick), who also made the (less known) game Divine Intervention.

As described by Jim himself, the goal of Happy Wheels is "personal victory at any expense". And that's exactly what it is; you ride on a vehicle and your goal is to get to the finish. You can lose all your limbs, your son, your own vehicle, as long as you make it to the finish alive.

It's free, just go to the site and you can play it. It's on totaljerkface.com

However, there are way too many copied and unoriginal levels, like: Rope Swings, Kill Justin Bieber, Fight Chuck Norris, Ragdoll (also known as "fall down"), Jet Fall, Weapon Throw, "Rate 5 too see random glitch", Glass Fall, WWE, Saw: The Game, Arrow/Harpoon Run, Zombie Kill, Don't Move/Heart Donation, HOT FREE SEX, and the recently invented: "Made for UberHaxorNova".
It's recommended to not play these at all, and if you accidently click on one, you should rate 0.

It gets uploaded once per one or two months.

The only thing that will prevend you from playing it, is Headache Puppy, because he does not approve of repetitive refreshing.
Guy 1: Hey dude have you seen the new featured level?
Guy 2: Yeah it's way better than all the Kill JB's.

Dude 1: Hey are you making your homework?
Dude 2: No I'm playing Happy Wheels.

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: OH MY GOD HAPPY WHEELS IS UPDATED!!11!
by DuxTape December 26, 2011
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Spinning my wheels

Like a car stuck in mud, to spin one's wheels is to try to make progress, but get nowhere.
I sat down to write my term paper, but after three hours realized I was just spinning my wheels.
by rear wheel drive June 21, 2011
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Wheelchair-fucker

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.
John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!
by The Malteser. September 13, 2017
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