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Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.
She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.
by Userguy August 26, 2014
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Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.
I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?
by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019
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Bear in a Wheelchair

The state of being so inebriated that you find it extremely difficult, to speak, or function properly.
Aw man, last night I finshed off that 40 of liquor ... I was a fucking bear in a wheelchair!
by JesusLice December 14, 2009
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wheelchair status

when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.
paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
by Tony Oats December 6, 2006
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Wheelchair weapon

A weapon in a game that takes absolutely no skill. Something you can be good with even if you are trash at the game.
Person: I'm way too good at this game

Person2: Only because you are using a Wheelchair weapon
by SomeGaminguy February 23, 2021
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wheelchair piece

Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin is a wheelchair piece because Robert Plant wrote it while in a wheelchair following his car accident
by dro5421 December 17, 2008
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wheelchair jimmy

Another Name For The Rapper Drake
dude:You Know Drake used to be on degrassi!
other dude:No way!
Dude:He was Wheelchair Jimmy!
by litoboom2deeboom September 5, 2009
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