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Suddenly Wheatley

A musical number in "Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical", sung by Chell and Wheatley.

It's a parody of the song "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors
Suddenly Wheatley isn't very well accepted by the Portal 2 fandom, since Chell's supposed to be canonically mute and therefore, incapable of singing
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Wheatland, Wyoming

Gay town that may cause a rash on your bottom. It was originally supposed to be named for their beloved weed but they couldn't call it weed town could they? Of, course not. So they call it Wheatland because it is illegal to have this so called weed.
by t8erbug August 16, 2009
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wheatley

when the person your talking to is extremely moronic
Person 1: Hey isnt 1+1 = 11?
Person 2: No it isn't you fucking wheatley its 2
by WhatTheFuckDidYouExpect April 1, 2023
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Wheatley Heights

Wheatley Heights was part of the dirty town of Wyandanch, and unfortunately shares a ZIP code and fire brigade with it. The nicer part of Wyandanch, one of the good areas in Long Island to live in.The name of the area was changed to distinguish that those in Wheatly Heights are part of the Half Hollow Hillsschool district. But lets be honest, nobody wants to be associated with a town full of hoodlums.
Don't go south of Wheatley Heights at night!
by myotpisbetta August 31, 2015
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wheaty

His penis felt wheaty.
by Q&C May 13, 2005
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Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.
1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.
by hyperak May 28, 2018
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wheatley portal 2

!!contains spoilers for portal 2!!

goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.

Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a “moron” and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
“Don’t panic! All they said was prepare.”

While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.

Example 2
“Look at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.”
Then continues to say
“Tiny little Wheatley..did THIS!”
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isn’t a moron. Kind of.

Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasn’t all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.

Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.

Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.
Axle: Do you guys know wheatley?
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!
by kylo!! November 27, 2022
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