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having your cultural identity stripped away and replaced with whiteness
Argh, I can't use chopsticks correctly anymore. I've been totally whitefucked.
by Jason Wu March 18, 2004
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whathefuckdideedo

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A word used when someone does something unthinkable and quite stupid. Used frequently with people with not much common sense or just a lot of stupidity.
"Man, you won't believe what he did."
"What? What did he do?"
"He fuckin' smoked crack dude."
"WHATHEFUCKDIDEEDO?!"
by TheOneandOnlyRealTT July 31, 2006
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1. When someone is in a state of complete shock and confusion.

2. When someone has been formally owned.
1. Dude, I was totally WhatTheFucked last night after Sally said she didn't have feelings for me anymore.

2. "Wow, I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me."

"Man you just got WhatTheFucked"
by Sirpimpalottahoe November 4, 2008
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whitefuck

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Generally a person of caucasian, or more specifically british or french descent, who partakes in certain unique characteristics which make them a member of such group, they include

attraction and strong urge to have sexual intercourse with asian women (if male)

partakes in the hobby of figuratively stabbing their friends in the back

enjoys purchasing of attire at hollister, a&f, zara. of note is a particular interest in h&m vnecks, turtlenecks etc

possesses a minimum of one cottage and boat

attempt to experiment with aspects of various cultures (african masks, asian food) although they have an aversion for said cultures

generally enjoy putting themselves in situations which will result in physical pain for the sole purpose of impressing others, or to be perceived as “cute” (such as climbing walls)

wearing pants at least 30 cm below the waist, exposing Calvin Klein™ checkered boxers

takes pleasure in running at swift speeds with dramatic and fluid arm movements through the halls of public edifices, with no regard for the public image this action conveys

refuses to wear a coat during winter to show off to their asian not-girlfriends, in hopes of receiving intercourse for their manly actions
"I'm not letting that tic-tac inside me! You're a whitefuck!"

"Can't believe I was friends with a whitefuck, brb gotta take out this knife out of my back"

person1: "That girl is hot, you should ask her out!"
person2: "Nah, she's a whitefuck."
by lao hei February 26, 2010
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whalefucker

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N- Word used to describe any male (or female, in the case of a lesbian) who will, despite common sense and the gag reflex, engage in sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese (read- 200lbs overweight or more) woman.
That man porked the 800lb chick at the mobile home park. What a whalefucker.
by themancalledgod February 14, 2005
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whatthefuck@us.army.mil

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A phrase used by soldiers to express displeasure with Army regulations, chain of command, piss poor planning, etc.
Soldier A: Hey, did you hear that the 1SG plans to have an unnecessary convoy on what is expected to be one of Iraq's most violent days since the start of the war?

Soldier B: Whatthefuck@us.army.mil
by just another pawn March 15, 2005
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whatthefuckiswrongwitheveryonetoday you know what i'm saying!
by thomo2223xdf January 9, 2009
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