Wellington

The act of taking a shit or do do.

It started by someone saying they had one welling up and therefore we decided to call it wellington.

Johnny ate some beans for dinner and therefore had to take a wellington.

by Claude Knight Slater III June 2, 2009

The Wellington

the act of dancing and slowly slipping 3 fingers into your partners anus.

Please do not do the Wellington at homecoming.

by The_master101 September 18, 2015

A Wellington

A wide, gaping vagina, reminiscent of a trusty rubber boot.

Given that Sandra was sporting a Wellington, Bernard was left with only a shallow suspicion that he was in fact having sex.

by Ben Bwai February 3, 2008

wellingtoned

When a photo or a video is blurry

The videos of the concert where too wellingtoned

by AnneRoses October 3, 2017

wellingtoned

Photo or video that's blurry

Those videos were too wellingtoned I couldn't see their faces

by AnneRoses October 4, 2017

wellington

beer poored over ice. iced beer

All this beer is warm! Guess we're drinking Wellingtons!

by Homie Erectus August 6, 2011

Ape Wellington

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009