Treason Weasel

A large, slug-like mammal known for its fluffy yellow hair, dusty orange skin, and propensity for crass displays of public preening. Thought to have originally congealed from the floors of a forgotten bathroom in the Kremlin, the Treason Weasel is an invasive species, known for its ability to destabilize nations and threaten thermonuclear war. If you think your government has a Treason Weasel infestation, immediately contact Bob Mueller and arrange for an extremination.

"Dude have you seen the stories coming out of Washington? The place has a serious Treason Weasel problem."

by jh11235 October 31, 2017

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swamp weasel

An incompetent fool who makes brash and arrogant statements but fails to actually achieve anything. Tries to squirm into gigs by backstabbing others and succing up to the higher-ups.

"Hey, you know how Kartik said he would get first place?"
"Yeah."
"Turns out he didn't even win anything at all, and I also heard that he sucked up to the officers to get a second chance."
"LMAO this clown is the biggest swamp weasel I've ever seen."

by nigswimmer March 5, 2017

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Nocturnal Weiner Party

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.

When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008

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Nerd Weasel

One who abandons their sacred duty, especially for vague and presumably contemptible reasons.

Person A: Nick couldn't make it this weekend because he's in Miami.
Person B: What's he doing there?
Person A: He didn't say, but I think he might be campaigning for Rick Santorum.
Person B: Weasel. Nerd Weasel.

by ChodeMiller February 25, 2012

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