Shit Weight

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

by JoeN January 24, 2013

weightless

being free from the weight of the world. the feeling of letting all the bad things from the past go. the feeling of moving forward.

i want to feel weightless, and that would be enough.

by weightlessblah January 19, 2016

weight weenie

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.

Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !

by Titanium Frame Builder November 14, 2007

lose some weight

1. Have an enormous dump
2. Generic insult to anyone overweight

1. "Right I've had my morning coffee and cigarette - I'm off to lose some weight"

2.
a: I'm big-boned and it's a gland problem
b: Fuck off and lose some weight

by Iain1977 February 29, 2008

weighted companion cube

1.) A cube in the game Portal you are given to help you with tasks.
2.) Your best friend.

1.)This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
2.) While it has been a faithful companion, your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

by joe matt November 10, 2007

Weinstein

Getting slapped in the face by a large cock and then getting teabagged repeatedly.

Uggh! Jim's being such a douche! I'm gonna Weinstein him!

by JWAT April 17, 2006

weishin

the most beautiful ship existed in kpop world. started with their crossed sign in produce x 101 until their farewell hit. even their company ships them. weishin has this ex-culture as their behavior. weishin, they shine.

"thank you for coming into my life, i love you."
"me too, me too."

"You know weishin?"
"Oh, you mean heartbreak?"

by meong February 1, 2020