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weepu

In rugby football, a very poor kick at goal, or the act of performing such a kick.

Named for the spectacularly bad kicking performance of All Black scrumhalf Piri Weepu in the 2011 Rugby World Cup final, this term was first used on the website of the British newspaper The Guardian on the day of the final.
That's as bad a kick as you'll ever see. Trinh-Duc weepus a kick miles wide right. (The Guardian, 23 October 2011)

We would have won if our flyhalf's kick from in front of the posts didn't turn out to be a real weepu.
by mynah2011 November 4, 2011
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Maple Weeds

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"
by hansonnet November 20, 2010
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Two Weeks Out

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.
Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.
by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021
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Read it and weep

From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”
Hey, Mom, I know you think I’m a dumbass, but here’s my report card.
All A’s! Read it and weep!
by Like_Mezcal May 16, 2018
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cheeks for weeks

Cheeks for weeks.
Having a large butt, causing fellow bipassers to stare, get sexually aroused, and of course have late night fantasies.
"Dude did you see that girl in the sundress? She had cheeks for weeks."
by BURNHAMMAS May 14, 2016
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weesh meat

An unusually small penis
Two high school guys are in the hot tub with two naked chicks. One of the girls asks a guy to take off his shorts and when he did, the other guy exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, THAT'S WEESH MEAT!!!"
by Ofecs June 23, 2006
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Weeping Angels

A terrifying creature, and deadliest of assasins; The weeping Angels are very old and without mercy. They are beautiful statues...when you can see them.
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away, don't turn your head, and don't blink. . . . Good luck" - The Doctor They are incredibly fast, but when you can see them the turn to stone. They cannot move, it's a fact of their biology. That's why they cover their eyes; They're not crying, they can't risk looking at eachother.

If one touches you, you will instantly find yourself many years in the past. This is how they feed. They live off of the potential energy of all the days you might have had.

Also, if you are unluckey enough to find yourself in the prescence of one, keep watching it but do NOT look it in the eye. "Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes and angel." This includes televisions AND people (eyes).
Sally found herself surrounded by Weeping Angels, as the

Tardis began to disapear.
by ImzadiRose November 17, 2010
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