weenophile

A young male who enjoys weenus comparison with anonymous strangers via the internet.

"That cat aint nuthin but a low down weenophile"

by Sir blaze a not December 29, 2006

Westophile

A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with America and Western culture, typically ignoring or even shunning their own racial and cultural identity. Many westophiles talk in butchered English with the 8 or so words they know (i.e. sexy, beautiful, vagina). While westophiles claim to love and support American culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype Western culture by how it appears in their social media feeds, which can be safely assumed to be cringeworthy to all observers.

Basically a reverse weeaboo
(Sidenote: this includes Canadian and European cultures, but due to its nature, the differences are missed by westophiles.)

"Look dude, this renaissance lady painting has a comment section of Indian kids catcalling her. And like barely in english."

"Yeah dude they're westophiles. You'd do the same thing to a picture of Sakura when you were 12."

"Hey how about fuck you, dude."

by CrashJay June 25, 2019

weirdophile

A person that is so weird that they are deserving of the name: weirdophile. The ‘phile’ ending also gives the word a little paedophilic flare that accentuates just how weird the person who receiving the violation is.

safyah:“omg olivia is such a weirdophile, WHAT is she doing”
catherine:“What! No you must be wrong olivia created the word weirdophile”
safyah:“OMG. really?!”

by barbz4eva June 1, 2020

Beedophile

The act of molesting a dead bee.

Typically someone capable of coming across a dead bee and deciding to firstly stroke it's fur and then proceed to have thoughts of making a fur coat out of the poor insect.
Jack: Oh look there's a dead bee

Jill: Oh Jack, come and feel how smooth it's fur is....do you think this would make a good coat?

Jack: Stop being a Beedophile!

by Royal Bee Protection Society July 12, 2012

wardophile

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.

"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"

by iqblok November 22, 2006

weebophile

A typical weeabo who became a paedophile by looking/touching at young children/ lolis.
Most commonly used as an insult.

He/She is a massive weebophile

by silent_nig December 23, 2017

waedophile

someone in a chat room who bullies women. They copy fonts and screen names in order to harass females in chat rooms. They spend entire days online without typing anything until females join the chat room, and then begin a campaign of harassment and bullying.

has that waedophile been bullying you again?

Ignore User, they're a waedophile!

by QuackersRedux April 2, 2009