wedge word

a word that is formed when a woman is wearing pants with writing across the rear and the pants get wedged into her ass crack creating an entirely different word due to the inability to see letters that are concealed by said ass crack. Generally this occurs when the pants are a bit too loose.

Gerald: What's so funny, Jack?
Jack: That big-assed girl, Jennie, has been walking around with the word "Lonk" on her ass.
Gerald: What the hell is Lonk?
Jack: All morning I'd been trying to figure that out. Then she farted and her pants inflated and then I could see it read "Love Pink."
Gerald: Oh, Lonk is a wedge word.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

weedage

Straight up good amount of weed

I'm gonna get me some major weedage tonight!

by blaze it up May 21, 2005

inverted wedge

A popular haircut among American youth. The top of the head is shaved and the sides are kept at a moderate to long length (i.e. the inverse of the classic wedge hairstyle).

Randall: Hey, Steve. Nice haircut! I see you went with the inverted wedge. Excellent choice.
Steve: I'm glad you like it, homo.

by CraigersMcCraigers July 2, 2008

Weegee

The internet meme which resembles the Luigi sprite from 'Mario is Missing!" Weegee is said to be the most evil being in the universe, topping even Pedobear and Tails Doll. His stare is so frightening & blank that just the sight of it transforms the victim into a Weegee clone. Weegee's main goal is to turn the entire human race into Weegees and take over the universe. Weegee never moves, and if you ever DO see him move, you are most likely about to get killed.

Oh that Weegee stuff is such a load of bull---
*Weegee Stare*
ALL HAIL WEEGEE, THE GOD OF ALL MORTAL BEINGS.

by nintendofreak247 February 17, 2010

Thin Wedge

To slowly and incrementally insert yourself between a dating couple and eventually break them up and take over dating and other duties.

Aww man, She's dating Zeke. I really liked her.

No worries man, just thin wedge it and you'll get there.

by okfuskee June 21, 2010

Weedjewness

When someone has weed but refuses to share the weatlth, they are a weedjew and displaying the trait of weedjewness

Lending me your pants would definitely make up for your weedjewness the other day.

by Crazy Weedy November 2, 2008

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by Weeddelivery February 10, 2022