Weederpillar

1. A person who frequently mooches off of the weed supply of others/only comes around to hand out when/if weed will be present.
2. An explanation for the mysterious disappearance of parts of your marijuana plants.

"Hey guys! What happened to all my weed?"
"Oh I don't know, maybe a bug ate it..."
"Damn those motherfucking weederpillars!!!"

by Jezzebelle May 10, 2008

Weedmare

When you go into a weed coma and experience vivid and lucid nightmares.

"So, how's Ben doing?"

"Not so well, he's still traumatized from that weedmare he had."

by TheMemetic September 4, 2022

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

weederism

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

by kahda July 20, 2004

Weeder

a weed feeder

Oh man have you seen Pedro?? He now has a weeder girlfriend and... the munchies! He is so fat!

by MikDick February 2, 2009

weedate

A social engagement or date where two people come together to enjoy nature's benefit of marijuana. Food that is infused, blunts/joints, & oil. Both parties remain higher than a kite while entertaining the other.
Warning: will cause munchies, excessive laughter, and put yo ass to bed.

He wouldnt invite me out dancing, but he agreed to a weedate. Even better! ;)

by Crzypotlady February 27, 2018

Weedarded

Used when you have smoked to much weed and you can no longer speak properly or move very much.

e.g. 1:

"What's wrong with Jim-Bob?"

"He's weedarded cos he's been smoking all night."

e.g. 2:

"What was wrong with you, you made no sense last night?"

"I smoked far to much last night and got weedarded and now i've got a wangover."

by Praha_666 November 12, 2009