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No jizz Wednesday

When a male or female does not engage in coitus or madturbation on Wednesdays.
Jim: " hey, babe, what are you doing tonight?"

Kim: " I know what you want, but it's No jizz Wednesday"
by wnarer April 3, 2016
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Wigger Wednesday

A misspelling of “Wiggler Wednesday” made by Nintendo that happened in April 2015.
Nintendo: Waluigi Wednesday or Wigger Wednesday?
Nintendo: Oh shit we spelled Wiggler wrong!
by StudMastaFlex34 April 10, 2022
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Wednesday

1. The day that you wear a spiderman suit and goggles then scream at yourself in the mirror.

2. The day that you wear pink.
"It is Wednesday my dudes, aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
"On Wednesdays we wear pink"
by PersonWhoIsNotHuman October 27, 2018
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Wednesdaily

of or occurring every Wednesday
Derek: Hey, girl. Where'd you get that haircut?
Claudia: Nice try, bucko.
Derek: No really, where did you get it cut? And how often? It looks fine.
Claudia: Oh, I get it cut Wednesdaily at Gigi's on 27th.
Derek: Wow, I'll have to stop by some Wednesday and watch the magic happen.
by mcnizz1e March 18, 2011
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Friends' Day Wednesday

proper noun; a Wednesday where friends reconnect and gain strength for the rest of the week.
Hey, what are you bringing for Friends' Day Wednesday? I'm bringing Risk and some bud. Is it BYOB?
by Short_Round July 14, 2010
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Wednesday 13

The king of the ghouls and lead singer for an array of amazing bands; Frankenstein Drag Queens, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Bourbon Crow, Gunfire 76 and Maniac Spider Trash. A true master of every genre.

Obsessed with b-movies and classic horror, he has penned such classics as 'Buried by Christmas', 'Love at First Fright' and 'Bloodsuckers Anonymous'. What is there not to love?

In addition to this, he is the reason behind the popular internet phrase 'OMFW13' or 'Oh-my-fucking-Wednesday-13'
Person 1; 'O.M.F.G, what is that sound?'
Person 2; 'That is the music of the one and only, Wednesday 13'
Person 1; *dies and goes to heaven/hell (delete as appropriate)*
by getzombified August 3, 2010
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