Thin Wedge

To slowly and incrementally insert yourself between a dating couple and eventually break them up and take over dating and other duties.

Aww man, She's dating Zeke. I really liked her.

No worries man, just thin wedge it and you'll get there.

by okfuskee June 21, 2010

Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.

Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later

by Hungassaurus September 12, 2013

electric wedge

another name for a tasor commonly used by prostitutes in order for protection

slut: give me ma money!
cheap guy: fuck you
slut: bzzzzap! (electric wedge)

by Someone with another email address is using the name John Sullivan. Try a different name. April 23, 2006

hand wedge

A golfing technique most often used by the weakest golfer of the group. Faced with an obstacle the hand wedge can be used to clear a path to the green. The average flight of a hand wedge is around 8 feet though they have been know to fly as far as 20 yards.

Nick has been spraying his drives and I haven't seen him hit a nice shot all day, yet I'm only one stroke ahead of him. Someone needs to check his bag for a hand wedge.

by DaThLy April 22, 2008

Mexican Wedge

Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.

In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.

Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?

Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!

by ladyhaha10 October 6, 2011

wenger out

A summary of Arsenal's performance at the business end of a season, usually said over at the Emirates and Arsenal fan TV

''Where's the character fam? Where was Giroud ? Where was the defence? The old man has no answer to this. Wenger Out!

by Spoderman275 March 3, 2017

wedneral

A wedding/funeral. There are two different definitions.

1. A wedding and a funeral occuring at the exact same time and place.

2. Realizing right after you make your vows you hate the person your getting married to.

1. Carla and Josh are having a wedding, while Jeremy is having a funeral. This is the greatest wedneral ever!

2. Chloe and Kevin Federline just got married...Oh shit, that look on Chloe's face...Looks like this is a wedneral for her!

by carlaandchloe September 2, 2007