van weasel

A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.

Oi Van Weasel go and pick us up a copy of The Sport.

by bcoops October 15, 2006

wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010

squishy weasel

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

by ozzydog July 2, 2008

weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.

Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!

by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005

Weasel spray

The fictitious spray one uses to rid itself of a completely dirty, nasty, cheating person who often looms around the office.

Hand me the weasel spray. I was just in a meeting with Jennifer and her remnants are still here.

by Respn April 22, 2017