watereater

someone really fucking stupid or a nutter, a dumbfuck if you will

person 1:yo that guy is such a watereater
person 2: yeah hes such a dumbfuck

by Fluqxlexy December 22, 2023

Watergate

Pissing through a funnel into a caged persons mouth, with a secretary in the next room audio taping it who sibsequently expunged only the incriminating bits

I wish my girlfriend would let me watergate her but she's deathly afraid of reel to reel recordings

by Hueylong September 22, 2016

Pull a watergate

Leaving the door unlocked with some sort of blockade (door stopper, tape over the locking mechanism, other examples) to avoid being locked out when you need to go into the room in the future.

This door locks me in, but I have to grab some equipment
Just pull a watergate and you’ll be fine!

by goscarbluth May 22, 2025