waterboyed

The act of riding your lawn mower to school, football practice, etc.

Dude he totally waterboyed it today when he drove his lawn mower to school

by The Waterboy June 1, 2009

waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex

"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"

by chairman85 December 26, 2020

Alabama Waterbowl

Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!

Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.

by Big Poppa BBQ January 14, 2022

waterboarding

One of the many forms of terrorism (in the form of torture) used by the US military in the "service" of putting an end to terrorism. Waterboarding (called "water torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down, covering their face with fabric, then pouring water on the fabric. The wet fabric makes it impossible to breath and the person feel as if they are about to drown, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more torture.

The CIA and US military use waterboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by spenceronehalf December 28, 2005

Waterboy

Waterboys are men or boys who willingly run errands for girls that they are interested in, however the girls are not interested in them. They do things such as taking her trash and disposing it. Buying and bringing her food. Getting her water. Whether she asks you or not.

One key difference between a guy 'just being nice' and a guy who is a 'waterboy' is that the waterboy does this specifically for one or more girls, and does not do these same actions for his male colleagues.

Girls usually pick up on this and will use waterboys to run mundane errands.

"Wow, that guy who's been flirting me keeps cleaning up my space and buying me food. I guess I have a waterboy now."

"Dude, you should stop doing things for her, your just being her waterboy. She's using you, bro."

by Mosry September 20, 2017

Waterboy

Someone who is fashionable, charismatic and confident, with just too much drip.

Tobi Lou is the waterboy

by Jim beklyn August 17, 2019

self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.

Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.

by Andrew5544 March 31, 2008