Watergating

It's like tailgating but in the water. You also can steal some democrat party documents while you're at it. Hopefully get pardoned for all the hell you cause.

Jon and Devin went watergating before the Football game.

by hookemyea September 5, 2014

watergate

Any incredibly long, boring and mystifying process; something bad, tedious and of interest only to fools. A show put on for the public to convince them that the government is accountable and journalists have teeth. A settling of scores between rival corrupt elements of the elite. Also now used for any case of corruption, eg, Zipper-Gate, Monica-Gate, etc. Surely there should be a Gates-Gate involving Bill Gates - we just have to hope for that.

Woodward and Bernstein preen themselves that they brought down Nixon over Watergate, as if that would be allowed to happen! Nixon was obviously doomed for some reason we are not told about.

by James William June 7, 2005

Watergate

Verb: The act of breaking through a woman's hymen, preferably with fingers or a penis.

Ex. Bryan watergates women, everytime.

by JimmyHologram September 21, 2009

watergate

A male is receiving oral intercourse with a female before breaking up with the female performing the action. Meanwhile, a male friend is nearby by listening in on the act. When party "C" receives a verbal confirmation that party "A" (The Male) has reached the point of climax the party "C" joins party "A" and "B", surprisingly. Then "C" Punches "B" in the back of the head an proclaims as follows, "I am not a crook", throwing peace signs with both hands. After this "C" then runs out of the residence. Now "A" and "B" break up and legend ensues.

Ryan and Stevie caught Lisa off guard last week with a watergate.

by Fat O and Dmizzle December 16, 2007

Watergate

Pissing through a funnel into a caged persons mouth, with a secretary in the next room audio taping it who sibsequently expunged only the incriminating bits

I wish my girlfriend would let me watergate her but she's deathly afraid of reel to reel recordings

by Hueylong September 22, 2016

Pull a watergate

Leaving the door unlocked with some sort of blockade (door stopper, tape over the locking mechanism, other examples) to avoid being locked out when you need to go into the room in the future.

This door locks me in, but I have to grab some equipment
Just pull a watergate and you’ll be fine!

by goscarbluth May 22, 2025

Waterkater

When you've only been drinking water at a party, but have the feeling the water was actually wodka.

Q: How was the party yesterday? You look like you have a hangover.

A: Quite well, but I have only drunk water. I guess I have a waterkater.

by PartyAnimalWithGreatDancemoves March 19, 2017