by Kem August 30, 2006
What Charlie Sheen is.
by FreakinRockStarfromMars March 14, 2011
I bought a new vacuum cleaner but as soon as I took it out of the box I knew it was seriously warlocked. I could hardly get the damn thing to work. Fortunately, the store's policy on warlocked goods allowed me to get a refund.
by C April 18, 2005
You didn't have a pre-nup? She got the Swiss bank account, all the cars, the condo, and the kids? Damn son, you got warlocked.
by Forte the King of PVE April 21, 2005
In World of Warcraft, someone who is addicted to "shards". These shards are a potent drug in the game, giving the Warlock a delusion of being all-powerful and undefeatable in combat. Running out of shards causes withdrawal effects like feeling weak and vulnerable, so Warlocks will do anything to replenish their shard supply, up to and including murder.
by Maurog May 22, 2007
A mystical state of being... usually achieved by winning here and there, and bangin' 7 gram rocks... If one is warlock, one may be borderline pyschotic and/or awesome.
"I just frolicked with my goddesses and banged a 7-gram rock! Getting my warlock on!" - Charlie Sheen
"Droopy-eyed armless children are not Warlock" - Charlie Sheen
"I'm an F-18!" - Warlock Charlie Sheen
"Droopy-eyed armless children are not Warlock" - Charlie Sheen
"I'm an F-18!" - Warlock Charlie Sheen
by reallycharliesheen,really? March 16, 2011
by JonnySideburns June 09, 2004