Wanksgiving

A national holiday observed on the last Thursday in November. Coincidentally this holiday falls on the same day as Thanksgiving. Celebrated through hours of masturbating before, during, and after the Thanksgiving feast in order to pass time. For some this holiday may last the entirety of the extended weekend.

Cam: Did you have a happy Wanksgiving?

Ricky: Yeah dude I was so bored I wanked 11 times total

by RickSauuce November 30, 2010

wanks off

jerks off, jacks off, shakes hands with the governor, spanks the monkey, etc.

see "Prick up Your Ears"

by Fletcher Cox December 7, 2004

wanksta

1.) fake gansta
2.) wanna-be pimp

he aint no gansta, nigga he a wanksta

by younggurl May 13, 2005

wangstrom

The unit for a standard size penis. This differs from generation to generation, much like an evaluation of IQ.

Girl 1: I'm sort of interested in this Ron, but I've heard some pretty tall tales about him. You know...sexual things.

Girl 2: They're all true. I dated him for a few months. He's about two wangstroms downstairs. If you know what I mean.

Girl 1: I'm totally going for him then.

by Hellofaday February 4, 2008

wanksplash

stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.

missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.

by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007

wangus erectus

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.

male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.

by sarahmae September 29, 2007

wing wangs

Money, Cash, Simoleons

Futurama Reference

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!

by Gary Harry January 13, 2005