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wanky yanky

adj.
/ˈwaŋki ˈjaŋki/
Of suspicious quality, dubious or destined to fail.
This code is a bit wanky yanky.
by dewim June 9, 2018
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wanky slam

(verb) to wanky slam.

The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.

Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
"Last night while hooking up with Michael, he wanky slammed me.. it was so awkward.. and yet, i loved it."
by wankyLOVER1 December 18, 2009
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Wankypeas

A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.

While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.

It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"

"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
by Nielzor October 21, 2009
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wanser

If you got Wanser, youre playin the guessin game.
by antigenrx October 20, 2015
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wassy

v. to get on in a wild and uncontrollable manner
She was getting on wild and wassy in de party!!
by trini gyul March 1, 2005
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Wanny Hair

Unorthodox hairstyle, which entirely doesn't complement the face of the head that it sits upon.
Since it becomes the main focus of the Person in question, the person is defined as wanny hair.
Hey, get a load of that Wanny Hair. Surely he/she could avoid the plight of that, like by wearing a shower cap or something.
by Msyrinx May 23, 2007
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wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!
by Halevi January 29, 2015
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