wanklet

A tablet dedicated for accessing porn, to assist with wanking

Q: Mate, want to go down to the pub for Sunday arvo beer?

A: Nah mate, pretty busy with the wanklet.

by jjtu May 28, 2015

Wankerette

A female Wanker or a place to go and get your knob cleaned

"She really pissed me off she is a right Wankerette!!"

"What a night! I think I better visit the Wankerette today"

by Gadget69 February 4, 2010

wanklet

A blanket used for wanking , masturbating

Caught my brother watching the new entourage Movie wearing his wanklet.

Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant

by vandesauce August 31, 2016

Wonkette

A Washington, DC-based liberal weblog or blog that focuses on politics, current events, and DC-area issues. The blog is characterized by humor, cynicism, and an overriding sarcastic tone that sets it apart from other blogs.

Wonkette bills itself as "the DC gossip" who focuses on "politics for people with dirty minds." It is edited by Alex Pareene.

Topics often include: George W. Bush, the Bush twins, Dick Cheney, Katherine "Kitty" Harris, Iraq, conservatives, Republicans, and of course, Late Night Shots.

Sample story headlines include: "New Study Proves 'Mentally Ill Voters' Love Bush," "Barack Hussein Obama Always Plotting Against Us," and "Life With Dick: Suspicious Fires, Moving Vans & More 'Hunting.'"

Wonkette is the funniest blog ever! I'm going to www.wonkette.com right now and subscribing to the RSS feed.

by maryjanie November 30, 2006

Wankette

A fake Guidette, not one of 100% Italian. Can be of any race that tries to be a Guidette but usually it's asians who dress up and try to look like Guidettes. A poser.

That Wankette aint fooling anyone.

by Jeaness Giavano; The Poser December 12, 2008

wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!

Wonkette is awesome!

by Juice September 24, 2004

wanklet

a watch worn around your ankle as an anklet

hey check out my new wanklet

by twinklysparkles May 31, 2006